I'm considering having my name legally changed to Pixi. (Yes I realize that Pixi is "suppose" to be spelled pixie. I prefer it without the e, so get over it.) Heather is boring, and I've never really liked it. The name was fairly comon the year I was born, so there was always at least 5 other girls named Heather in my grade. Pixi would be a cute name to have, but it would probably give the impression that I spend my nights dancing around a pole. Maybe I'll just stay Heather and use Pixi for my porn career.

"Silence Of The Loins" Staring Pixi Lust

See what I did there? Instead of Dust, I said Lust. Make it seem like I'm a lusty pixie and not a dusty pixie! Yeah, that was clever of me...